Are You an Envoy or Just Tired? Let’s Find Out. Being an Envoy sounds glamorous until you wake up with bruises from fighting parasites in your dreams and realize your soul’s been on a mission you didn’t consent to. Welcome to the club. We’ve got battle wounds, blurry memories, and group chats that start with “Anyone else teleport in their sleep again?”

If you feel like Earth is too slow, your dreams are too real, and you’ve never felt entirely... human? Yeah. You might be one of us. Take the Astral Warrior Quiz and finally confirm what your sleep paralysis demon’s been trying to warn you about: you’re built different.

Whether you’re decoding cosmic missions or just vibing with celestial chaos, being an Envoy isn’t a title—it’s a lifestyle. Bonus points if you can astral travel and still look hot doing it.