Intergalactic Influencer You’re basically the CNN of the cosmos—broadcasting updates from the Galactic Federation with celestial flair. You tune in, zone out, and deliver the 5D tea like a stylish oracle with Wi-Fi from Orion.

Your strengths? Channeling, claircognizance, and knowing things that freak out the skeptics. You share messages that transcend space and time—and you do it with glitter, grace, and perfectly winged eyeliner. You don’t need a spaceship; your vibe is the portal.