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“Menopause didn’t break me — it gave me better taste.”
Menopause Made Me Do It™ (MMMDI)
Menopause Made Me Do It™ exists to rewrite the narrative that says women should shrink, soften, or disappear with age.
We believe perimenopause and menopause aren’t a crisis—
They’re a permission slip.
A permission slip to indulge.
To tell the truth.
To want more.
To eat dessert first.
To read smut without shame.
To build wealth, pleasure, community, and legacy—out loud.
MMMDI is a luxury lifestyle brand where desserts, dark romance, ritual wellness, and unapologetic honesty collide—created by women who have lived, for women who are done pretending they haven’t.
✨ BRAND SUMMARY (THE ONE PEOPLE REMEMBER)
Menopause Made Me Do It™ is what happens when estrogen leaves the room and truth walks in.
Founded by R.H. Legner (RaShar Divine) through 22ndCenturyHumans LLC, MMMDI blends luxury dessert jars, herbal apothecary, smut-forward literature, and cultural events into one bold ecosystem for women who refuse to age quietly.
This isn’t a bakery.
This isn’t a book club.
This isn’t wellness with whisper voices.
MMMDI is for the woman who:
• eats the brownie
• reads the smut
• drinks the wine
• builds the empire
• and doesn’t ask permission anymore
Our products and experiences are indulgent, intelligent, and intentional—designed for women who understand that pleasure is not a guilty secret, it’s a survival skill.
“Dessert first. Truth louder. Desire unapologetic.”
🖤 SMUTFEST™ — LUXURY EVENTS BY MMMDI
SmutFest™ is MMMDI’s live embodiment.
A ticketed, curated, grown-and-sexy experience where:
• independent smut & dark romance authors headline
• luxury vendors sell pleasure, not trends
• wine, desserts, and rituals are part of the programming
• and women gather not to “network,” but to connect
This is where literature meets libido, dessert meets desire, and women reclaim joy without apology.
No MLMs.
No diet culture.
No performative empowerment.
Just books, bodies, butter, boundaries, and boldness.
💎 WHY THIS WORKS (THE SLAP)
Because women over 35 are:
• the fastest-growing luxury buyers
• the most loyal customers
• the most under-served market
• and the most powerful cultural force in the room
MMMDI doesn’t chase trends.
It serves a truth.
“Where women over 35 stop shrinking and start indulging.”
🕯️ THE INVITATION
If you’ve ever:
• eaten dessert standing over the sink
• stayed up too late finishing a spicy chapter
• felt your body change faster than your patience
• or realized you don’t owe politeness anymore
You’re not “too much.”
You’re exactly on time.
Welcome to Menopause Made Me Do It™.
Welcome to SmutFest™.
“This isn’t a phase. It’s a glow-up with snacks and smut.”
Menopause Made Me Do It™ (MMMDI)
SmutFest™ Luxury Events
Produced by 22ndCenturyHumans LLC
Founded by R.H. Legner (RaShar Divine)
📧 BUSINESS & MEDIA CONTACT
Email:
📩 AscendOrPerish2030@gmail.com
Website:
📱 SOCIAL & COMMUNITY PLATFORMS
TikTok (Primary – BookTok / Smut / MMMDI):
🎥 @RHLEGNER
Instagram:
📸 @RHLEGNER
Facebook (Author Page):
📘 R.H. Legner
Facebook (Community / Brand):
📘 Menopause Made Me Do It™
📘 SmutFest™
Patreon (Dark Editions / Smut):
Substack (MMMDI Blog + Essays):
(Menopause Made Me Do It™)
LinkedIn (Business / Speaking / Sponsorships):
💼 RaShar Divine Hardin-Legner
📚 BOOKS & IP
Author Name: R.H. Legner
Genres:
• Dark Romance
• Smut / Erotic Fiction
• Sci-Fi Romance
• Space Opera
• Thriller
Available via:
• Amazon
• Stan Store
• Direct sales (signed editions)
Menopause Made Me Do It™ is a luxury lifestyle and cultural brand redefining pleasure, power, and storytelling for women over 35 through desserts, literature, ritual wellness, and immersive events.