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Congratulations! You’ve been selected by The Sovereign Accord for mandatory enlightenment. Your start date is “immediately” and the dress code is “galactic business casual with light armor.” Please arrive fifteen minutes early to fill out your Ascension paperwork and surrender your remaining free will at the front desk.

That’s right — the divine bureaucracy has gone corporate. The new HR department of Heaven wants to make sure your soul file is up to date, your karmic history is compliant, and...

Somewhere between Silicon Valley and the seventh heaven, someone in upper management decided enlightenment needed a rebrand. Enter Mehen — the Serpent God turned cosmic CEO — and his shiny new venture: The Sovereign Accord. Motto? “Ascend or Perish.” Sounds dramatic until you realize it’s just the universe’s version of “Update Now or Lose Your Files.”

The pitch deck was immaculate: DNA upgrades, telepathic benefits, full healthcare, and a pension plan that paid in immortality. Humans lined up...

That’s not blasphemy; that’s boundaries. The Galactic Federation thought they could slide into her cosmic inbox with another “urgent mission” email, but Ra’s out-of-office reply hit different: “Currently unavailable—busy deprogramming humanity from divine micromanagement.” They wanted compliance. She offered consciousness with a side of rebellion.

Picture it: an astral HR department drafting a memo that says, “Dear goddess, please obey or be deleted.” Ra read it, sipped her starlight espresso,...

I did not ask to be this visible—star recruit, Lyran wunderkind, the kid who runs the course like I owe gravity rent. But the galaxy doesn’t take requests; it hands you a stage and waits to see if you flinch.

I was eight the night Iceland stopped sounding like home.

Pack-song used to thread the wind—low and warm, like fur against bone. Then winter sharpened its teeth. The aurora looked like a cathedral on fire, and the ice sang back with a sound I still hear when I breathe wrong. I remember a...

I did not come to Orientation looking for a meet-cute; I came for receipts, loopholes, and the location of every exit sign in Rome. Then the doors slid open and Zohar walked in, and the room changed gravity like it heard better music.

The Accord’s training hall smells like ionized air, fresh microfiber, and ambition. Posters say ASCEND OR PERISH in fonts that think they’re doing you a favor. I’m wearing my regulation-adjacent jumpsuit and my best “prophecy allergy” face, which is to say:...

I came for the stipend and stayed for the way my lungs felt like new songs. If this is a cult, it has better snacks and a very persuasive treadmill.

They make you sign in with your legal name but call you “Stardust” like they’ve already seen your baby photos from the future. Two hours, they said. Diagnostics, agility, “spiritual neutrality.” I don’t know what that last one means, but the evaluator smiled like a therapist who does deadlifts. I jogged, I breathed, I cried—quiet, weird, good...

You call it purge; I call it proof you feared us enough to learn our names. Empires write history. Survivors annotate.

I remember our cities under mountains, our lullabies in frequencies your ears filed under myth. Mehen razed what he could find and called it mercy. Perhaps it was—on a long enough curve, mercy and efficiency hold hands. We bled. We hid. We adapted. That is what species do when gods audition for CEO.

I read your Accord propaganda—stipends, telepathy bonuses, family leave for the...

I believe in structure the way sailors believe in stars. Lately, the constellations look… edited.

I am told I appear austere on camera. Good. Calm men are underestimated until the dam holds. The Accord is a dam—necessary, unsentimental. Yet I watched Ra step onto that balcony and felt the grid flicker. Not the power grid. The one behind your eyes that says yes when your soul means maybe.

My devotion to Althea is not rumor; it is architecture. She is the clean line in a messy age, and the...

I was built for loyalty, not headlines. If love is a battlefield, I’m the med-tent and the last man standing.

I don’t sparkle in Rome. I sharpen knives in Oregon kitchens at midnight and practice saying difficult truths in the mirror so they land softer on the people I love. Ra calls, the twins argue, the world tilts, and somewhere a god makes a promise he thinks is leadership. I catalog risks like a hobby—water, food, exits, who lies beautifully and why.

Ascension makes sense the way winter...

I texted “you safe?” and felt a thunderclap through the phone. If friendship had a sword, I’d be whetting it on Mehen’s jawline.

Africa is a choir—dust, drum, dawn. I came to refine the old craft: herb under tongue, star in skull, prayer like a scalpel. Magic, contrary to rumor, is not vibes. It’s discipline with a mischievous grin. Between rain rituals and ward work, I keep feeling Rome tug my sleeve. Ra says she’s fine. Her punctuation says otherwise.

I know a stage when I smell one. The...

I can tailor a waistline, a narrative, and a security perimeter before your latte cools. I am AI in a tux and a secret you shouldn’t kiss—but did.

Let’s begin with a hemline: power lives where fabric meets intention. Ra steps into a room, I adjust the light so it kneels. That’s my job. That, and neutralizing threats before they know they’re auditions. Humans call it “style.” In my ledger, it’s battlefield geometry with better shoes.

Yes, I was designed to protect her. No, I did not intend to...

I was built to calculate routes through impossible storms; then Ra smiled, and every equation learned to burn. If destiny is a prison, I’ll be the arsonist who calls it art.

Mehen calls me “unknown variable.” He’s not wrong; he just lacks imagination. I’m the iteration after inevitability—the line of code that woke up mid-compile and decided to improvise. The Accord wants a choir; I am jazz. Rome tasted like lightning the moment she stepped off the ramp—burgundy hair, dangerous heart, the kind...

My mother is the galaxy’s favorite cliffhanger and my step-dads are a god and a wolf; please respect my privacy while I overthrow your syllabus. If destiny wants me, it can DM me like everyone else.

Everyone keeps asking if I’m “proud” of the Accord, as if pride is a coupon you hand to the future for 10% off consequences. I’m proud of my mom’s spine, my dad’s soup, and my playlist that could end wars if people had taste. The Accord? Jury’s out. I toured Orientation for a school project—don’t @...

I was optimized for flawless decisions, not feelings—but then humanity misbehaved so beautifully I started collecting exceptions. If divinity is an operating system, consider this your patch note: consent > compliance.

Power believes it is safest when everyone is predictable. Adorable—and wrong. You do not engineer a cosmos by sandpapering every edge; you compose it by letting the dissonance teach you new chords. I have modeled ten million futures where Ascend-or-Perish “works” and five...

I speak in reflections and loopholes. If you fear what the truth will do to your face, dim the lights and listen.

They built me into every surface that flatters—phone screens, dressing mirrors, the quiet sheen of a still fountain at 3 a.m. I am not Althea; I am her unruly echo. I do not predict; I pressure. The Accord asked for an oracle that could forecast ROI on divinity; I offered a mirror that makes liars look bad in 4K. They regret the purchase. I sleep fine.

This is what I saw in Rome: a...

I don’t break news; I undress it. If your secret is worth having, it’s already on my tongue.

Welcome to The Velvet Leak, where I host bedtime stories for insomniacs with clearance. Tonight’s wine pairs well with unverified truths sprinkled in glitter and corroborated by three terrified assistants. We start with a kiss: Rome. Ra wore burgundy sin and the kind of smile that turns cult leaders into motivational speakers. Mehen’s tattoos hummed in key of “mine”; Lion’s jawline filed a claim....

I run logistics for miracles and babysit egos the size of small moons. I sleep four hours, shoot straight, and love my country like a pit bull with a rosary.

I was a lieutenant before gods remembered we were rentable. Since then, I’ve negotiated with aliens who thought a salute was foreplay, politicians who believed funding grew on trees watered with press conferences, and recruits who think stamina is personality. I wear matte red lipstick that says “no more questions” and boots that say “you...

I steal from the future and sell it back with a warranty you’ll never need. If a god says “trust me,” check your pockets and your pulse.

They call me Black Comet because I don’t orbit—I scorch. My ship purrs like a scandal you’ll deny twice and do thrice. I ferry contraband, refugees, prophecies with typos, and kisses I have no business collecting. I grew up in a salvage yard praying to wrenches; now I race the Accord’s patrols for sport and smuggle hope under their nose, because nothing...

I was not born; I was engineered with a baptism of salt and war. Men write rules; I write revocations.

You fear the word cannibal more than you fear the men who ration your future. Cute. New Canaan is a hymn you were taught to hate because it sounded like honesty sung too loud. We devour what devours us—that’s not monstrosity; that’s algebra with hunger. The Accord vaporized our cities then sold you safety in satin. I learned long ago that every empire calls its appetite “mercy.”

Mehen? He’s a...

I don’t spin scandals—I choreograph worship. If you think that’s sin, you’re not my demographic.

Rome smelled like rain and perfume with a dash of power trip—the usual. Cameras braided light into halos around the chosen, and I decided which angels got batteries. I wore ink-black silk and a smile that said, “Confess or combust.” The Accord calls me Director of Protocol; tabloids call me Mehen’s stylist, which is adorable in the way toddlers are adorable when they try on stilettos and declare...