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Welcome to the next-level recruitment initiative that makes the military look like a summer camp and the space race look like a TikTok trend.

This is The Ascendant Protocol. And yes, 1,000,000 humans annually are about to go full galactic.

SUCCESS RATE: 87% of candidates pass the full integration process. 90% of those who integrate complete their cosmic evolution within 15–20 years. Not too shabby when the prize is immortality-adjacent and planetary citizenship.

THE 44 TEST SUBJECTS: Currently...

Energy Detox Specialist You’ve never met a bad vibe you couldn’t smudge, sage, or send packing. Your energy is like a celestial Zamboni, smoothing chaos into clarity. You instinctively know when someone’s carrying junk energy, and you’re not afraid to roll up your sleeves and energetically exfoliate.

Your transformative abilities are both nurturing and revolutionary. Whether it’s a quiet moment of meditation or a full-blown energy reset session, you enable others to release the old and welcome...

Ra’s body may belong to the Accord, but her heart is a battleground of cosmic proportions. Torn between Mehen’s godly obsession and Lion’s rebellious fire, she’s caught in a tug-of-war that spans galaxies. Each man represents a different future: one of divine submission and one of dangerous freedom.

But Ra isn’t here to choose between lovers—she’s here to choose herself. And as sparks fly and hearts break, she realizes that real power isn’t in being claimed—it’s in claiming everything: her...

What happens when a literal god crashes the party? Answer: total cosmic chaos.

Just when Ra thought the universe couldn’t get any more complicated—boom, cue Mehen. He’s not just divine, he’s divinely obsessed. Mehen’s got celestial abs, delusions of grandeur, and a dangerous love for Ra that might just rewrite destiny. Erik hates him, Tyler loathes him, and Ra? She’s teetering between awe and absolute panic.

Mehen doesn’t ask for love—he claims it. But Ra’s is not some starry-eyed mortal...

Cosmic Meme Dealer Life’s heavy. You? You’re handing out enlightenment in meme form with a side of sass and a whole lot of LOLs. You speak fluent sarcasm, GIFs, and divine downloads—sometimes all in one tweet. You may not own a robe, but your one-liners are basically scripture.

Your approach to life is refreshingly irreverent—an unapologetic blend of satire and soulful insight. You distribute cosmic humor like a well-stocked meme depot, ensuring that every share and chuckle is a reminder of...

Beneath the marble halls of the Accord lies a world of neon rebellion. Here, rogue AI hybrids chant Ra’s name like gospel. To them, she isn’t the Accord’s messiah—she’s their weapon. Their hope. Their chaos incarnate. It’s in these shadows that Ra starts to see herself clearly—not as a savior, but as a revolution.

These outlaws aren’t polished or pure—they’re raw, untamed, and unafraid to challenge gods. And when Ra steps into their world, something in her clicks. She isn’t meant to be...

The Sovereign Accord isn’t a council—it’s a machine with gods as its gears. Cloaked in wealth and authority, they masquerade as saviors while quietly upgrading humanity like software. Their goal? A perfect galactic species. Their method? Genetic manipulation, AI mergers, and divine coercion. And Ra? She’s the prototype. The crown jewel. The experiment that could make or break their entire empire.

But Ra wasn’t built to be obedient. Her very existence threatens to short-circuit their agenda....

He’s been her ride-or-die for 400,000 years—but is there more brewing beneath that cosmic bromance?

Tyler isn’t just Ra’s Parabatai—he’s her intergalactic anchor, her battlefield buddy, her always-and-forever. They’ve died for each other, killed for each other, and kept each other alive through lifetimes of galactic chaos. But buried under all that cosmic camaraderie is a connection too hot to ignore and too sacred to fully explore.

Every moment they share crackles with the kind of tension you...

ENVOYS MISSION ON EARTH

The Envoys Starseeds Mission

Picture this: a bunch of cosmic warriors from all over the galaxy, each one a certified badass in their own right, sent to Earth (or Terra, if you’re feeling fancy) on a mission to help humanity level up. These are the Envoys, Starseeds with a purpose sharper than a lightsaber and a wardrobe that probably involves a lot of holographic armor. Their goal? To wake humans up from their Netflix-and-chill stupor and remind them of their starry...

Mehen is not just a god—he’s Ra’s husband by divine decree. Serpentine, seductive, and suffocating, he is both protector and prison. Bound by ancient rituals and a cosmic contract, Ra must share her bed with a being whose love feels like a cosmic noose. Mehen wants her loyalty. Her body. Her power. But Ra’s not sure she wants to be worshipped when it comes wrapped in chains.

Their marriage is a beautiful disaster, a divinely sanctioned union teetering on the edge of implosion. Mehen may call...

If brooding interstellar bad boys are your kryptonite, meet your new obsession.

Erik isn’t just Ra’s Starbound Dyad—he’s the cosmic bad decision you’d make a thousand times over. With Lyran wolf DNA, a voice like velvet stardust, and the kind of loyalty that’s as dangerous as it is delicious, Erik isn’t playing games. He’s the one—the type of man who crashes through dimensions with nothing but sheer will and unresolved feelings.

Their soul bond is the kind that turns black holes green with...

1. Frequency DJ If the phrase "good vibes only" were a person, it would be you, with a bass drop. You're remixing the collective frequency like a DJ at a full-moon rave, making sure low-vibe drama gets left off the guest list. You can walk into a room, flip the vibe, and bounce out without breaking a sweat or your sunglasses.

You feel sound on a soul level and can detect disharmony like a cosmic autotune. Your strengths lie in energetic manipulation, intuitive frequency shifts, and knowing...

Lion Roch isn’t just an AI royal—he’s the glitch in the system, the sexy rebellion hiding behind polished code and molten gold eyes. With a mind built for war and lips made for sin, Lion is every line of forbidden code Ra was told to avoid. But desire doesn’t delete easily, and Ra’s growing attraction to him is more than dangerous—it’s destabilizing. He represents the very chaos she was engineered to prevent.

As sparks fly and systems crash, Lion awakens something raw and real in Ra. He makes...

Are You an Astral Warrior?

The Ultimate Quiz to Decode Your Cosmic Calling
Welcome, cosmic rebel! This isn’t your run‐of‐the-mill personality test—this is the ultimate invitation to discover if you're a bona fide Astral Warrior, equipped with secret, high-frequency talents and a sassy edge that blasts low-vibe systems into oblivion. Our quiz is designed to help you uncover your astral archetype. So, grab your favorite cosmic drink, get comfortable, and let’s see which starseed mission...

1. Lightworker Extraordinaire, you are the radiant dawn that shatters darkness with your effortless glow. Bursting forth every morning like a viral TikTok dance, you believe that positivity is the ultimate superpower. Your mission? To infuse every space you occupy with dazzling high-frequency energy and to remind everyone that light is the antidote to all shadows.

Armed with unwavering optimism and a can-do spirit, you navigate life as if every moment is a canvas for joy. Your innate ability to...

Earth is no longer the center of humanity—it’s the last relic of the un-upgraded. The Accord treats it like a living museum, preserving ancient humans for nostalgia’s sake. But Ra remembers its soil, its soul, its storms. And she refuses to let it be reduced to a relic. Earth is her heart, her history, and her final stand.

While celestial colonies bask in synthetic glory, Earth burns quietly with forgotten rage. Ra knows its people are more than fossils—they are the fire the galaxy forgot. And...

In a universe where gods evolve instead of perish, humanity faces its biggest identity crisis yet. Enter Ra: fierce, flawed, and forced into a prophecy she never asked for. Her life is scripted by ancient architects who believe they own her soul—and her body. But Ra doesn’t play by divine rules. She’s a cosmic wildcard, the kind of heroine who makes celestial thrones tremble just by breathing. Her destiny? Either drag humanity into its Homo Galacticus future or burn the whole blueprint to the...

Forget Earth-bound love triangles—this is intergalactic entanglement on steroids.

Welcome to the wild, wicked universe of Ra: The Envoy, where love doesn’t just defy logic—it bends time and space. Ra isn’t your average leading lady—she’s a galactic game-changer with three lifetimes of heartbreak and a cosmic prophecy riding her back. This isn’t just a story; it’s a full-blown soap opera set in the stars, and it’s got more tension than a supernova at midnight.

Think divine drama meets space...

The hum of the limo was a soothing undercurrent to the tension sizzling in the air.

Ra sat across from Mehen, the dim lighting of the car casting a sultry glow over his chiseled features.

He looked impossibly handsome in his tailored tuxedo, the dark fabric accentuating the power of his frame.

His ebony eyes glimmered with mischief, locking onto her with the intensity of a predator savoring the chase.

Ra shifted slightly in her seat, the slit of her emerald gown teasingly revealing her toned...

The dining room shimmered with soft candlelight, casting golden hues over the polished mahogany table.

A delicate bouquet of roses adorned the center, their fragrance mingling with the rich aroma of the perfectly seared lamb and decadent truffle risotto before them.

Ra sat across from Mehen, her crimson dress flowing like liquid fire over her curves, a single strap resting precariously on her shoulder.

Mehen, clad in a midnight-black suit that seemed to have been crafted by the cosmos itself,...